You're Brandon, local TV reporter. You've probably been up since 3am, you have to drive your own microwave truck out, set up the camera, the lights, get the signal going. You've written your own copy for the story, framed yourself up, and you're finally ready for your first hit of the day. You're already the hardest working man in showbiz, and then this. You get the gold star today Brandon, hold your head up high!