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Homeless Man Under House Arrest

I have a feeling he just kept his mouth shut when the verdict was read.

Those Soviets were so happy!

I sing this every morning when I wake up. From some old Soviet show.

This picture will go out with the Christmas Letter

So many questions...so many questions...

Soap Dispenser

Well, you told me to put soap in the soap dispenser...

1991 Was Awesome, the Power Mix Dance Party!

I think I worked on this show, but for sure I wanted that mullet.

Men Fight Over Parking Spot At McDonald's

LOVELAND, Colo. -- A long-running argument over a favorite McDonald's parking spot has resulted in an assault conviction for a Loveland man.

A Colorado jury on Friday convicted 52-year-old Vernon Brandt of felony third-degree assault for a July 29, 2008 fight with 85-year-old Richard Albers.

On the day of the assault, Albers walked up to Brandt's truck because Brandt was blocking the spot Albers had been using almost every morning for 16 years. Albers tapped on Brandt's door, and Brandt then swung open his truck door, knocking Albers to the ground.

According to The Coloradoan newspaper, a witness testified that Brandt jumped out of his truck, grabbed the elderly man, pulled back his fist and said, "you want to fight, you son of a b-----?"

Prosecutors said the men had argued over the spot before.

The felony third-degree assault charge is more serious than an assault charge because Albers is considered an "at-risk" adult due to his age

Sentencing has not been set.

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I don't know what's worse, the fight, or the fact the guy has been eating Egg McMuffins every morning for the past 16 years.

Wesley Snipes Has Seen Better Days [PIC]

Now Wesley can't jump either.

Lil Penny was Awesome

Still get the chills from the old NBA on NBC intro

The Highland Pied Piper

And no, he's not wearing pants.

That's No Moon [PIC]

The Cassini space probe flew by Saturn and took photos of its moon, Mimas. Due to its 88 mile wide crater, Mimas bears a striking resemblance to the Death Star, presumably poised near Saturn in order to blow it up.

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